What Mom REALLY wants for Mother’s Day

“Mommy, can we go to Chuck E. Cheese’s for Mother’s Day?” said my 7-year-old from the merry-go-round. “Aw. That’s very thoughtful.” I said. “Spin me faster!” It was hard to spin him with one hand and text my husband, if u take me to Chuck E. Cheese on Mother’s Day I’ll throw myself into oncoming traffic with the other, but I […]

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Good Girl

Dear Diary, Mommy finally called the doctor for my ear ouchy.  He made a house call.  This time I took off my clothes like a good girl.  Without complaining. He called me pretty, but my mom didn’t hear him.  No one did. This post won top row seven over at yeahwrite.me. Why don’t you go […]

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