How You Get Divorced

First you will have to get married to someone who, when he asks you on bended knee in a 250 square foot apartment in Manhattan surrounded by the sounds of honking horns and a toilet that won’t stop running, you pause. You pause. Even though he stares at you, leans toward you, clutching the receipt […]

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Room 157

A few nights ago, I had just turned off the light at the end of a long day and was looking forward to a good night’s sleep when my phone buzzed to let me know I had a Facebook notification. “Suzanne Frey Hawthorne has tagged you in a post.” Why is she tagging me at […]

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I Held My Farts Back For 8 Years. No more!

“God DAMN it!” My father shouted as he struggled to manually crank the driver’s side window down on our wood-paneled station wagon. He was holding his breath as he drove, cheeks puffed out, shoulders up. When the smell got to me in the back seat, I did the same.  It was like… I don’t even […]

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Screw, the perfect verb

Screw, the perfect verb. Screw the building committee in my head conspiring to take me down. Screw the cap on my enthusiasm that sits there like a judging parent, never letting me feel fully joyful. Screw the idea in my head that I’m lost. Not good enough.  Dull of mind. Screw the fleshy layers of […]

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New Bloggers, take heart

With a backlog of trepidation and a jittery spirit, I entered a writing contest yesterday.  The kind that depends on public voting to win in only 24 hours at yeahwrite.me. Shortly after I entered my post, Love Never Dies, I had a panic attack. My thoughts raced like a caffeinated kindergartener.  What was I thinking?  […]

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So true!

Seek to understand yourself instead!

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Optimism: Not Just Thinking Postively

On days like today, when I’ve tried to write a blog entry at least 10 times, repeatedly backspacing over my words, I think to myself: “I KNEW it!  You suck.  You are not creative or interesting and THIS is why you are depressed.  This is why you can’t get a job or lose weight or […]

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