Two guys are waiting in line for coffee.
They strike up a conversation. About, say, baseball.
They both like the same team.
They both played short stop in high school.
They fist bump and smile at the memories.
The conversation turns to football.
Their teams are rivals.
Guy one is no longer enjoying the conversation.
He gets his coffee and walks away.
Guy two attacks Guy one from behind,
“YOU WILL KEEP TALKING TO ME. I AM AWESOME TO TALK TO. YOU KNOW YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME.”
Guy two beats Guy one to a bloody pulp.
Guy one lives, but he’s never the same and can’t figure out why Guy two did this to him.
Guy one can’t see another guy in a coffee shop without feeling woozy.
Guy one spends years in therapy and thousands of dollars when he could have spent that money on baseball tickets and sports channels.
Sex is a conversation with body parts. When someone tries to walk away, let them.
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Pryvate Parts 
True story
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You have no idea…
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I don’t get why this is so hard to understand. Maybe because I don’t have a penis.
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Me either. “If I do this, it will make you see how much you love me.” Yeah, someone said this to me. And believed it. They were wrong.
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Love it! Wish you would have made a comment about the guy being unconscious and STILL being forced to partake in the conversation in some way- but WHO DOES THAT right?
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Right!
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This is great! Maybe this will help the “dummies” understand finally!
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Yes. I hope so.
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This reminds me how a British advert about an invitation to tea, to explain rape
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Which is awesome. I love that.
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It’s just baffling how ignorant people are about the meaning of rape. I love your take on exemplifying it.
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Thank you Kristina. I appreciate your encouragement.
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